Pizza Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Pizza Slut tee from Unethical Threads is two words printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. No graphic, no punchline, no apology. Just a flat confession for whoever's standing behind you in line.

Who actually wears this?

People who eat pizza without restraint and want everyone behind them to know it.

If you've ever eaten cold pizza for breakfast three days straight, argued about pineapple like it was a moral issue, or placed a solo delivery order at 2am without a shred of shame, this is less a shirt and more a uniform. The front is blank. The back says everything it needs to.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your pizza grease hands just fine
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, available in black or white
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your willpower around a fresh pie
• Design is on the back. The front stays clean.

Are there other flavors?

Yes. The Slut tee lineup at Unethical Threads covers most major food groups and several vices.

Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more are already in the store. Pick the one that matches your particular weakness, or collect a few. Nobody here is going to judge you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Pizza Slut shirt look like?
Two words on the back of the shirt in plain text. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend someone?
Almost certainly. That is the entire value proposition.

Is there a design on the front?
No. The front is blank. The confession lives on the back.

Can I get this in other food groups?
Yes. Unethical Threads has a full lineup of Slut tees. Beer, hot dogs, iced coffee, liquor, and more. Pick your vice.