Pizza Slut Tee

The Pizza Slut Tee from Unethical Threads says everything in two words. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit from S to 4XL, available in black or white. It's a label, not an apology.

Who actually wears this?

People who've eaten an entire pizza alone and felt only accomplishment.

If you've ever ordered delivery for one with zero shame, argued passionately about pineapple, or stood in front of the fridge at 2am eating a cold slice like it's a spiritual practice, you already know. The Pizza Slut Tee isn't aspirational. It's documentary.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb judgment.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for you and last night's pizza.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.
• DTG printed so the text stays put. Your commitment to pizza is permanent, and the print matches.
• Available in black or white. Pick your fighter.

What if pizza isn't my only problem?

It probably isn't.

Unethical Threads makes a whole lineup of these: Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more. Pick the one that matches your most defining weakness, or grab a few and let people know you're not a one-vice kind of person.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Pizza Slut Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Is this shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print holds up through washes and the fabric keeps its weight over time.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. If two words on a t-shirt are enough to ruin someone's afternoon, that sounds like their situation to manage.

Is this a good gift for someone who loves pizza?

If their whole personality is pizza, absolutely. Unisex sizing makes it easy to pick for someone else.