Plant A Tree Cope Harder Tee

The Plant A Tree Cope Harder Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's been cornered at a barbecue by someone explaining why your burger is killing the planet. Heavyweight cotton, graphic tee, maximum dismissive energy. You care about the earth, you just don't care about their lecture.

Who actually wears this?

People who recycle but draw the line at being guilt-tripped about it. People who've planted an actual tree and still got told they're not doing enough.

This shirt is less "I hate the environment" and more "I hate your tone about the environment." Big difference. It reads exactly the way you'd say it at a cookout after someone side-eyes your plastic cup.

• Heavyweight cotton that could probably outlast the polar ice caps (too soon?)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would send mixed signals here
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't quit
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after every wash

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If you know someone who sits through climate guilt trips with visible exhaustion on their face, this is basically a thank-you card.

Works for birthdays, Earth Day (the irony writes itself), or just showing up to a party with something funnier than wine. People who get it will love it. People who don't will let you know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it hot, wash it cold, it holds its shape. Your coping mechanisms should be this stable.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad blur after ten washes.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much every body type.

Will this offend people?

Some people, yes. That's sort of the entire point. If you need a shirt that keeps the peace, you're on the wrong website.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Each shirt is printed when you order it, so give it a moment to exist.