Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person Tee

The Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who hit rock bottom on the self-improvement curve and decided to just warn people. A parody of the classic bumper sign, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with being the problem.

If your friends describe you as "a lot" and you take it as a compliment, welcome home. This shirt works for the office cynic, the group chat villain, the person who gets uninvited and somehow finds out anyway. Honestly, it's less of a fashion choice and more of a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (pairs well with poor life choices)
• DTG printed so the design holds up through countless washes without cracking
• Available in black or white, because your moral flexibility deserves options

Does this actually make a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you can't give a sincere compliment to.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or "sorry I said that thing at dinner." If the recipient laughs, great. If they get offended, they probably needed a different friend group anyway. The sizing runs S to 4XL and the relaxed fit means you don't need to overthink it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colours is this available in?

Black and white.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It feels like a shirt that costs more than it does.

Will this offend people?

Probably. That's sort of the point. If you're worried about offending people, this might not be your brand.