Please Be Patient My Mom Took Tylenol Sweatshirt

The Please Be Patient My Mom Took Tylenol sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is for the kind of person who laughs at things they probably shouldn't. If your sense of humor peaked somewhere between WebMD rabbit holes and unsupervised internet access, welcome home.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't need a trigger warning before a family dinner.

This is the uniform for anyone whose coping mechanism is comedy and whose mom's medicine cabinet is fair game. It hits hardest when worn to brunch, a baby shower, or anywhere with fluorescent lighting and judgmental eye contact.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial (not some tissue-thin fashion crewneck)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through every wash cycle your mother guilts you into
• Soft enough to nap in after Thanksgiving goes sideways

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for the right person and a restraining order from the wrong one.

If you know someone who would wear this in public without a second thought, they need it. If you're hesitating, that hesitation is your answer. Baby showers are an especially bold venue.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this sweatshirt thick or thin?

Thick. It's heavyweight cotton with a solid feel, not a flimsy fashion crewneck.

What sizes does the Please Be Patient My Mom Took Tylenol sweatshirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up wash after wash.

Is this going to offend people?

To someone, somewhere, absolutely. That's sort of the whole point.