*NEW* Please Be Patient My Mom Took Tylenol Tee

The Please Be Patient My Mom Took Tylenol tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A self-roast wrapped in a lawsuit headline, printed on a shirt for the kind of person who makes their own therapist uncomfortable. If your sense of humor needs a warning label, you're home.

Who actually wears this?

People who got the joke before they finished reading it. The neurospicy crowd, the group chat instigators, the friend everyone's a little afraid to introduce to their parents.

You either immediately added this to your cart or you're still Googling "Tylenol autism." Either way, welcome.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got you)
• Classic crew neck because we're chaotic, not experimental
• DTG printed so the colors stay as loud as the joke
• Soft enough to sleep in, loud enough to get asked to leave

Is this a good gift?

It is the gift. This is the shirt you buy for the friend who says the thing everyone was thinking but shouldn't have said out loud.

Baby shower? Bold move. Birthday? Perfect. Just make sure you know your audience, because this one separates the "that's hilarious" people from the "I'm calling HR" people real fast.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, absolutely. That's sort of the point. If you're asking, you probably already know where you stand.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric so it stays vibrant.

Is this an autism shirt?

It's a dark humor shirt that plays on the Tylenol lawsuits and internet meme culture. Not a PSA, not a fundraiser. Just a joke that landed.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. We'd say "read the room," but if you're buying this shirt, reading the room probably isn't your thing.