Pneis Buttsxe You Read That Wrong Didn't You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Pneis Buttsxe You Read That Wrong tee from Unethical Threads puts scrambled letters on the back and lets your filthy brain fill in the blanks. You read it wrong. Or exactly right.

Who's walking around with this on their back?

People who aced every reading test in school and still can't unsee it.

This back print catches people mid-read, and by the time they realize what happened, it's too late. Their brain already went there. Your job was just wearing the shirt. Available in black or white, so pick whichever matches your level of plausible deniability.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like your composure did reading this
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, 4XL, we don't gatekeep)
• Classic crew neck for people who like their necklines boring and their humor not
• DTG printed for color that stays put, even if your dignity didn't
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. Possibly the most honest one you'll ever give.

Hand this to the person who reads every sign wrong, every autocorrect wrong, and every innocent sentence wrong. They already know who they are. The Pneis Buttsxe tee just makes it official. They'll put it on knowing full well what they did, and they won't even pretend to be sorry about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Pneis Buttsxe mean?

Nothing. Those aren't real words. The fact that you read something else says everything about you and nothing about the shirt.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. The front stays clean so you can look perfectly innocent while people behind you have a crisis.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you're built.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing keeps the color locked in. It won't crack, peel, or give you an excuse to retire it early.