Poker Is Like Boobs I Lost My House To A Pair Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Poker Is Like Boobs I Lost My House To A Pair tee from Unethical Threads puts it all out there. On the back, specifically. Heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL, in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

Poker players with nothing left to lose, including dignity.

This is divorced-dad-at-the-home-game energy in shirt form. The kind of thing you throw on because you stopped caring what people think somewhere around the second mortgage. The design is printed on the back, so the full line hits people as you walk away from whatever table you just lost at.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your poker face
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're not a V-neck guy and we both know it
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your bankroll
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift for anyone who deserves to be roasted.

Poker buddies, bachelor party victims, the friend who won't stop telling that one bad beat story from 2019. This tee covers all of them. Also works as a self-purchase if you've got the kind of self-awareness that only comes from losing real money at cards.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a back print. The full design is printed across the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be responsible for once.

Does this come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your poker face.