Pound My Cake Daddy Tee

The Pound My Cake Daddy Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: taking something innocent and making your mother question where she went wrong. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a punchline that needs no explanation. You already know.

Who actually wears this?

People whose humor never left the gutter (and who are at peace with that). This one hits with dads who've embraced the bit, partners who weaponize innuendo, and anyone whose group chat would unanimously approve. If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," you're our target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a napkin someone screenprinted
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG print locks the colors in so your joke doesn't fade before you do
• Pairs nicely with poor judgment and a cold beer

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

It might be the best Father's Day gift. Most dads get socks or a tie they'll never wear. This is the shirt your dad will actually put on and then refuse to take off at the cookout. Wrap up the Pound My Cake Daddy Tee and watch him become the most photographed person at the party for all the wrong reasons.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Pound My Cake Daddy Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.

Will the print crack or peel over time?

No. The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded mystery after a few washes.

Is this shirt going to shrink?

Stick to the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape. It's heavyweight cotton, not a cheap promotional tee.

Can I actually wear this in public?

That's the whole point. You can wear it to brunch, the grocery store, or your kid's soccer game if you're feeling brave. Just don't expect the other parents to make eye contact.