Pour Decisions Liquor Tee

The Pour Decisions Liquor Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone whose bar tab has ever qualified as a financial emergency. Heavyweight cotton, sharp DTG print, and a pun that tells the world exactly where your priorities are. You already know if this is your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who've turned "just one drink" into a personality trait. The Pour Decisions tee isn't a cry for help, it's a lifestyle announcement.

You bring this shirt to the cookout, the tailgate, the "casual" Wednesday night that somehow ends at 2 AM. It pairs well with bad ideas and good company.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because V-necks are a different kind of pour decision
• DTG printed so the graphic stays sharp long after your memory of last Saturday doesn't
• Pre-shrunk. Your shirt keeps its shape even when you can't

Is this a good gift?

If they laugh at the name, buy it. Simple as that.

Honestly, this is the gift you give when a gift card feels too impersonal and a bottle of whiskey feels too on the nose. It says "I know you" without saying "I'm worried about you." Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any occasion where someone needs to be publicly called out.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Pour Decisions Liquor Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. We don't gatekeep drinking puns by body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

Is this shirt good for a gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever texted "I'm never drinking again" and then gone out that same weekend, yes.

What's the fabric like?

Heavyweight cotton with a solid feel. Not thin, not stiff. The kind of shirt you forget you're wearing until someone reads it and laughs.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, save it for happy hour.