Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter tee from Unethical Threads is the shower thought that should've died in the drain but instead ended up on the back of a shirt. A peanut butter pun so gross it circles back around to genius. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chats. The friend who always takes it one step too far and somehow gets away with it.

This shirt is a personality test for everyone around you, and the results are immediate. The design sits on the back, so you get to walk away while people behind you slowly put it together. It's the comedic equivalent of a landmine. You're already gone by the time it hits.

• Heavyweight cotton that can actually handle the weight of this joke
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (no exclusions, just like your sense of humor)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your dignity
• Back print design, because some punchlines are better delivered on the way out

Is this actually a good gift?

If you have to ask, the answer is absolutely yes.

This is the gift for the person who already has a reputation. The person whose birthday card you can't buy at Hallmark. Giving someone the Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter tee says "I know exactly who you are" better than any heartfelt note ever could. Wrap it or don't. They'll love it either way.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

"Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter." That's it. That's the whole joke. It's printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print on the front or back?

Back. The design is on the back of the shirt, so you leave people processing it after you've already walked away.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.