Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter Tee

The Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter tee is the shower thought that escaped containment. Unethical Threads put it on heavyweight cotton so you can wear your worst peanut butter pun in public. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who say the thing everyone was thinking but nobody had the nerve to type out loud. If your humor lives somewhere between a group chat and a public health violation, this is your uniform. Fair warning: wearing it on a first date is technically a power move. Results may vary.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the see-through stuff that disintegrates after one wash.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Nobody's excluded from this level of poor taste.
• Crew neck. Classic, simple, the only conventional thing about this shirt.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through every cycle. Your commitment to this joke should outlast your dignity.
• Comes in black or white, because even your worst take deserves options.

Is this a good gift?

Yes, if you know the person. This isn't a coworker-you-just-met kind of purchase. It's for best friends, siblings, or partners who already know the worst about you and stayed anyway. If they laugh at the title, buy it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Prenut Butter tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Is this shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough that you'll forget you're wearing something this inappropriate.

Will this shirt shrink?

Follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it right and it'll hold its shape.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on your tolerance for strangers reading your chest and then making direct eye contact.

What does DTG print mean?

Direct-to-garment. The design is printed into the fabric, not heat-pressed on top. It stays vibrant and won't crack or peel.