Prepare Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Prepare Uranus tee from Unethical Threads is a rebus puzzle printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. Four picture panels, almost no text, looks like a harmless fruit advert until someone reads the images out loud and the penny drops in the worst possible way. Available in black or white.

What are the four pictures?

A pear with "Pre" beside it. The planet Uranus. A flame shaped like the number 4. A rooster. Innocent enough at a glance.

Now say them out loud. In order. The Prepare Uranus tee is the kind of shirt that looks completely safe from across the room and gets exponentially worse the closer someone gets to reading it. You'll know the exact moment they crack it. Their face will tell you everything.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (fits the person who buys it, not just the mannequin)
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that sticks around. The joke doesn't fade even if your standards do.
• Design printed on the back, so you can walk away from people and still make your point

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift for someone who deserves to be a little uncomfortable.

Birthdays, white elephants, "sorry I crashed your car" situations. The Prepare Uranus backprint gets unwrapped and either put on immediately or stared at in confused silence until the puzzle clicks. Either reaction is correct.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Prepare Uranus shirt mean?

It's a rebus. Four pictures that spell something out when you say them in order. We're not going to do your homework for you.

Is the design on the front or back?

The back. The whole point is that people behind you get to solve the puzzle while you walk away, blissfully unaware (or pretending to be).

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit in both black and white.

Will this get me in trouble?

It's just pictures of fruit, a planet, fire, and a bird. What people decode is on them.

Does the print hold up?

DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. The joke survives the washing machine better than your dignity.