Proud Boyfriend Of An ICE Agent's Wife Tee

The Proud Boyfriend Of An ICE Agent's Wife Tee from Unethical Threads is proud-family merch for the other guy. Reads exactly how you think it does. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, S-4XL, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People whose humor goes a few exits past most people's exit ramp. It's the supportive-partner shirt format turned confessional, and it works best if you can wear it with a completely straight face. Pairs well with eye contact and absolutely no further explanation. Strong cookout energy.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not the see-through stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks would send a different message entirely
• DTG print for color that doesn't bail after three washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, it's a hall-of-fame gift. "Right person" means someone who'd wear this to a family function without hesitation. If you're second-guessing whether they'd think it's funny, that's your answer. The people who get it don't need convincing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Proud Boyfriend Of An ICE Agent's Wife Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which bonds the ink to the fabric. The design stays put.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly, yes. That's not a bug.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels solid, not flimsy.