Public Ball Washing Station Tee

The Public Ball Washing Station Tee from Unethical Threads is a sign-parody graphic tee that turns you into a clearly marked public facility. Arrow pointing up, official signage formatting, full commitment to the bit. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who enjoy making strangers deeply uncomfortable in the checkout line.

If your sense of humor involves deadpan commitment to an absurd premise, this is your uniform. The sign-parody layout does all the heavy lifting. No winking, no "just kidding" energy. You're a designated facility now. Act accordingly.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go translucent after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-neck ball washing station attendants aren't a thing
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually holds up
• Front print only. The back is yours. We're not greedy.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to insult.

If you're debating whether they'd find this funny, the answer is probably no. But if you're already texting them the link while reading this, you don't need our permission. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Public Ball Washing Station Tee look like?

It's styled like official public facility signage with an upward arrow and the words "Public Ball Washing Station." The wearer becomes the sign. Front print only.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no sad slow death of your favorite joke.

Is this shirt available in different colors?

It comes in black or white.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.