Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee

The Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee from Unethical Threads puts four impossibly jacked jack-o'-lanterns through a cemetery pose-down under a purple moon. Halloween meets leg day on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who think October is the best month and also think about their squat numbers more than is probably healthy. The overlap between gym rats and horror fans is bigger than you'd expect, and this shirt lives right in the middle of it.

Wear it to the gym, a Halloween party, or the grocery store when you want a stranger to nod at you with respect.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives both deadlift chalk and candy corn season
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for a different kind of party
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so those colors aren't going anywhere
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a Halloween costume?

It's better than a costume. Costumes end up in a trash bag by November 2nd. The Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee is a shirt you can wear to October leg day without explaining yourself, then throw on again for the party that night. Nobody's going to mistake you for that guy in the store-bought skeleton onesie.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you want that oversized gym look.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Both look good under gym lighting and questionable Halloween party lighting.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and those jacked pumpkins stay jacked.

Is this appropriate for the office Halloween party?

It's muscular pumpkins in a cemetery, not an HR violation. You'll be fine. Probably.