Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee

The Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who treats the first cool morning of September like a national holiday. Available in black or white, S to 4XL. You already know if this is yours.

Who actually wears this?

The person who has a candle lit before September 1st and strong opinions about when flannel season officially begins. They've decided autumn is their whole identity, and honestly, they're not wrong.

This shirt just makes the announcement official. Three words, stacked, no explanation. If you have to ask, it's not for you. If you smiled a little, it already is.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind you actually want to put on.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG print for color that outlasts your commitment to hot yoga
• Available in black or white

What if pumpkin spice isn't my weakness?

Fair. The Slut line at Unethical Threads has options.

Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more are already in the store. Everyone has a thing they can't say no to. Find the shirt that matches yours.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt only for fall?

It hits hardest from September through November, but pumpkin spice people don't have an off-season. Wear it whenever.

Will this offend someone?

Probably. "Slut" here means appetite, not anything else. If someone can't handle a joke about loving a seasonal flavor too much, that's their problem.

What color does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever referred to autumn as "their season," yes. This is their shirt.