Ramen Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Ramen Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint confession for anyone whose relationship with noodles crossed a line somewhere around the third pack this week. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Just the words. No apology.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone whose dinner plans regularly start and end with boiling water. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so you're not announcing it to the room. Just to whoever's standing behind you. Students, night owls, people who turned a budget meal into a whole personality.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives the steam from your fourth bowl today
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL
• Crew neck, because you're committed to noodles, not turtlenecks
• DTG print for color that outlasts your willpower around broth
• Design on the back. The front says nothing. It doesn't need to.

Does this work as a gift?

If you know someone who eats ramen at 2 AM standing over the sink, yes. The Slut lineup also covers Beer, Hot Dog, Iced Coffee, Liquor, and more, so pick whichever vice fits the person you're shopping for. Nobody's going to return a shirt that accurately describes them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The back. The front is blank. You announce yourself on the way out, not the way in.

What sizes does the Ramen Slut Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up.

Is this going to offend someone?

It says Ramen Slut on the back. If that's too much for somebody, they were probably going to find a reason anyway.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.