Ramen Slut Tee

The Ramen Slut Tee from Unethical Threads puts your noodle devotion in print on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. Part of the Slut collection, because one food obsession was never going to be enough.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's eaten ramen three nights straight and felt nothing but warmth. College students, late-shift workers, home cooks who own a ceramic bowl that cost more than their rent but still reach for the instant stuff at midnight. If you've ever described broth as "life-changing" to someone who did not ask, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts your resolve in the noodle aisle
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the lettering stays crisp
• Available in black or white

Does This Work as a Gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life treats ramen like a personality trait, this saves you the trouble of writing a card. The Slut lineup covers beer, iced coffee, hot dogs, liquor, and more, so if ramen doesn't land, there's one that will. Pick their obsession. We've got the shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Ramen Slut Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it holds up.

Is this shirt available in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Clean, simple, reads from across the room in either.

Are there other shirts like this?

The Slut collection includes Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more. Find the one that matches your particular weakness.

Is the sizing true to fit?

It's a relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, your usual size will be fine.