Rat Is Short For Ratthew T Shirt

The Rat Is Short For Ratthew tee from Unethical Threads is for people who think the funniest thing about rats is that their full name is Ratthew. If that sentence made you laugh, this is your shirt. If it didn't, keep scrolling.

Who actually wears this?

People who name their pets ironically. People who think Wikipedia rabbit holes about rodents count as a personality trait.

Honestly, if you've ever looked at a rat and thought "that's a Ratthew," you already know. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a napkin someone ironed flat
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (Ratthew is inclusive)
• Classic crew neck, because v-necks are for people who take themselves seriously
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the dryer does its worst

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who has ever sent you a rat meme at 2 AM.

It's a terrible gift for your boss. Know your audience, read the room, and then ignore the room entirely because the Rat Is Short For Ratthew shirt is objectively funny.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but it fits like a normal t-shirt that doesn't hate your body.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without peeling, cracking, or looking sad.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a fun shirt Friday, Ratthew is your guy. If you work somewhere with a dress code, maybe keep this one for weekends.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone gets to be a Ratthew fan.