Real Friends Show You Their Boobs True Friends Let You Touch Them Tee

The Real Friends Show You Their Boobs True Friends Let You Touch Them Tee from Unethical Threads is a friendship tier list for people who skipped the polite version. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, and about as subtle as the title suggests.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who already say worse at the bar. This isn't the shirt you buy to test boundaries.

It's the one you buy because you stopped caring about boundaries a while ago. Your friend group has a hierarchy and you know exactly where everyone falls. This just puts it in print.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (important given the subject matter)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a deep V would send a different message entirely
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most friendships
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Only if you're comfortable with where you stand in the ranking.

Give it to the friend who already has no filter. Give it to the one who makes the whole group chat uncomfortable on a Tuesday afternoon for no reason. Just maybe don't give it to someone you're still trying to impress.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Real Friends Boobs tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs a little easy.

Does the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a plastic layer on top. Color holds through the wash cycle.

Is this shirt available in both colors?

Yes. Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.

Will this offend people?

Yes. That's kind of the whole point.