Recyling Won't Save Us But Alcohol Will Tee

The Recyling Won't Save Us But Alcohol Will Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who sorted their recycling once, felt nothing, and pivoted to coping mechanisms that actually work. It's a funny drinking shirt that says what your carbon footprint calculator won't.

Who actually wears this?

People who care about the planet just enough to feel guilty, but not enough to stop drinking. You've seen the climate reports. You've watched the documentaries. You brought your reusable bag to the store that one time. And then you realized the real solution was always at the bottom of a glass. This shirt is just you being honest about where you landed.

• Heavyweight cotton that's thicker than your commitment to composting
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because existential dread comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts most New Year's resolutions
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your environmental track record

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone who has ever said "I recycle" while holding a beer, this is their shirt. Works for Earth Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to give someone something they'll actually wear instead of stuffing in a drawer. Pair it with a six-pack and you've got the most honest gift they'll receive all year.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be an overachiever about it.

Is this actually about recycling?
It's about priorities. Specifically, choosing the right ones.

Can I wear this to an Earth Day event?
You can. Whether you should is between you and your friends who organize beach cleanups.