Red Flags Fuck Better Tee

The Red Flags Fuck Better Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's accepted that the walking disasters are simply better in bed. Available in black or white, unisex S-4XL. Your therapist will have thoughts.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been the red flag and aren't pretending otherwise. You know the type. They've ruined someone's sleep schedule at least once, probably more, and they're not losing any sleep over it. This is the shirt for that very specific kind of self-awareness that comes with absolutely no intention of changing.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your worst decisions
• Unisex regular fit, sizes S through 4XL (bad choices come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because at least something about you is classic
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the color holds up longer than your relationships
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has earned the title of red flag and wears it with pride, this is the move. It works for birthdays, breakup anniversaries, or any occasion where "I see you for exactly who you are" counts as affection. Just make sure they have a sense of humor. Actually, if they're a red flag, they definitely do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex regular fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design won't crack, peel, or fade into some sad ghost of itself after washing.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's the point. If you need permission to wear it, it's probably not for you.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.

Can I machine wash this?

Yes. Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your exes.