Rehab Is For Quitters Tee

The Rehab Is For Quitters tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who looked at rock bottom and decided to furnish it. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what your friends are too polite to. Available S through 4XL because commitment issues come in every size.

Who actually wears this?

People who got the 30-day chip and used it as a guitar pick. Gym bros who count 12-oz curls as a real workout.

Your uncle who hasn't missed a happy hour since 2003 but still shows up to Thanksgiving with strong opinions about everyone else's life choices. If you've ever said "I can stop whenever I want" while clearly not stopping, this one's for you.

• Heavyweight cotton, thicker than your denial
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only thing in your life keeping it together)
• DTG print that holds its color longer than you hold your liquor
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same after every questionable night out

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift, actually. Get it for the friend who always says "one more" and means twelve.

Works for birthdays, white elephants, or interventions where you want to keep things lighthearted. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, now you know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Rehab Is For Quitters tee shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Unlike your liver, this tee holds its shape.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone can represent their bad decisions comfortably.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It'll outlast most of your relationships.

Can I wear this to the gym?

You can wear it anywhere you're brave enough to. Gym, bar, family dinner. We don't judge.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly someone. But the right people will think it's hilarious, and those are the only ones who matter.