Rehab Is For Quitters Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Rehab Is For Quitters tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who looked at sobriety, weighed the options, and said "nah." It's a backprint, so the people behind you get the message first. Heavyweight cotton, great fit, questionable life philosophy included free of charge.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at the after-party. If your friend group has a designated bad influence, this is their uniform.

Works equally well at a barbecue, a tailgate, or a custody hearing. The backprint means you don't even have to face people when you deliver the punchline. Just walk away. Let the shirt do the talking.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever your weekend throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (we don't discriminate by size, only by sense of humor)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you shouldn't be
• Backprint design, because some things are better said behind your back

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If you know someone who'd laugh at a Rehab Is For Quitters shirt, you already know exactly who this is for.

It's the kind of gift that says "I know you, I accept you, and I'm not your sponsor." Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant exchanges where you actually want to win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print on the front or back?

Back. It's a backprint tee, so the design sits across the upper back. The front is blank.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, absolutely. That's kind of the point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads, you already knew that.