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Rehab Is For Quitters Tee

Rehab Is For Quitters Tee

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The Rehab Is For Quitters Tee is a dark humor drinking shirt from Unethical Threads featuring a skeleton dead in a coffin, still holding his beer. Because commitment is commitment. If sobriety sounds boring, this is your uniform.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think AA chips would make better bottle openers. This tee hits with the crowd that treats happy hour like a personality trait and finds skeleton humor deeply relatable. It's a fan favorite for bar crawls, bachelor parties, and anyone whose friends already know not to ask about last weekend.

  • Heavyweight cotton that survives your worst decisions
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, everyone gets to be inappropriate)
  • Classic crew neck
  • DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after the first wash
  • Machine washable, because you've got enough problems

Does This Make a Good Gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone whose personality is 60% beer and 40% bad choices, you just found their birthday present. It's also a solid move for White Elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. Just maybe skip it for your sober aunt.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Rehab Is For Quitters Tee come in?

It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Wash cold, tumble dry low.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up to washing without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a keg, you're probably fine.

How should I wash this shirt?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't bleach it. The skeleton has been through enough.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size! Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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