Republicans Racist But Secretly Gay Democrats Gay But Secretly Racist Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Republicans Racist But Secretly Gay Democrats Gay But Secretly Racist Tee from Unethical Threads is bipartisan political satire at its most efficient. One shirt, two roasts, zero survivors. Available in black or white with the full design printed on the back.

Who actually wears a bipartisan roast shirt?

People who think both parties deserve it. Which, statistically, is most of the country at this point.

This is for the person at the cookout who refuses to pick a side because they think the whole system is absurd. The kind of person who watches election coverage for the entertainment value. You wear this, people behind you read it, and suddenly everyone in the room has an opinion that isn't your fault. Technically.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're making a political statement, not a fashion one
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most congressional promises
• Back print design, so you can walk away and still make your point

Will this offend people?

Yes. Both sides. That's the bipartisan unity we've all been asking for.

The beauty of this shirt is that it doesn't let anyone off the hook. Republicans catch the first line and Democrats catch the second, and neither group can complain without proving the other line right. It's a self-reinforcing roast. If someone only gets mad about half of it, well, that tells you something about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt making fun of Republicans or Democrats?

Both. That's the whole point. It mirrors each party's stereotype right back at them, and nobody gets to feel superior.

Where is the design printed?

The full design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing holds its color through washes. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this a good gift for someone who's into politics?

If the person can laugh at both sides of the aisle, yes. If they get defensive about one party, maybe sit this one out.