Rock Out With Your Cock Out Tee

The Rock Out With Your Cock Out tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight graphic tee for people who treat "offensive" as a compliment. It says exactly what you think it says. No subtext, no apology, just the kind of energy your HR department would flag on sight.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who don't ask permission before being funny. Your loudest friend at the cookout, the one who always gets the uncomfortable laugh.

If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," this is the shirt they were talking about. It's not for everyone, and that's the entire point. The Rock Out With Your Cock Out tee is for people who already know they're an asshole and decided to lean into it.

• 100% heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you too)
• Crew neck, because V-necks don't deserve this energy
• DTG print for color that stays loud through every wash cycle
• Machine washable, though the emotional damage it causes is permanent

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you want to be remembered.

Birthday, bachelor party, White Elephant, or just a random Tuesday because you enjoy watching someone open a package and immediately question your friendship. The beauty of this shirt is that it tells the recipient "I know exactly who you are" without you having to say a word. Pair it with a straight face for maximum impact.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG print is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up through the wash cycle without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Very. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Feels like a shirt you've owned for years on day one.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on how much you enjoy making people uncomfortable.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex sizing, relaxed fit across the full range.