Rock Your Cock Out Tee

The Rock Your Cock Out Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person at the party who peaked at exactly the right time. Heavyweight cotton, graphic that doesn't quit, and a name your mother will pretend she didn't read. This is not a subtle shirt.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with a sense of humor and zero interest in playing it safe. You'll see this at tailgates, bachelor parties, and the kind of cookout where the host has strong opinions about charcoal. It's the shirt you throw on when you've decided that today, specifically, is not the day for restraint.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so basically everyone's covered
• Classic crew neck (pairs nicely with your existing collection of bad decisions)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship
• Machine washable, because we both know you're not hand-washing anything

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know the person, absolutely. This is the gift that says "I see you, and I respect the chaos." Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges that have gone completely sideways, or just because you spotted it and immediately thought of someone specific. If you have to wonder whether they'd wear it, they probably won't. But if you know, you know.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Rock Your Cock Out Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is the print going to fade after a few washes?

No. The DTG print holds its color through the wash cycle. It'll outlast most of your friendships.

What's the shirt made of?

100% heavyweight cotton. It has actual substance to it, not that thin see-through stuff nobody asked for.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. You're buying a shirt called Rock Your Cock Out. Calibrate your expectations accordingly.