Rock Your Cock Out Tee

The Rock Your Cock Out Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what polite company won't. You already know what this shirt is about. If that makes you uncomfortable, it's doing its job.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in confidence, not maturity. The Rock Your Cock Out Tee is for the friend who always takes the joke one step further and somehow still gets invited back.

It plays at tailgates, dive bars, bachelor parties, and anywhere the dress code is "questionable decisions." Pairs nicely with poor judgment and zero filter.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because confidence comes in every size
• Classic crew neck (not everything needs to be complicated)
• DTG printed graphic that stays sharp and vibrant through the wash cycle gauntlet
• Won't shrink into a crop top after one dryer cycle. We checked.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Without question. This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it."

Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any occasion where a gift card would be an insult to both of you. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Rock Your Cock Out Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll stay looking sharp.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If they don't, definitely wear it on casual Friday.

What's the fabric like?

Heavyweight cotton with a solid feel. Not thin, not stiff. Just a good shirt that happens to have something wildly inappropriate on it.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?

You can check our return policy, but we'd argue the shirt did its job.