Run From The IRS Sweatshirt

This is the Run From The IRS sweatshirt by Unethical Threads. It's for people who view tax season less as a civic duty and more as a cardio opportunity. Soft heavyweight cotton, because if you're going to be a fugitive, at least be a comfortable one.

Who actually wears this?

People who find the IRS funnier than scary. So, most of the internet.

Freelancers who "forgot" a 1099. Small business owners running on vibes and a prayer. Your friend who files an extension every single year and acts surprised about it every single time. Also, somehow, a lot of actual CPAs. We don't ask questions.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels expensive (because it is, but less expensive than back taxes)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL. Runs true to size.
• Crew neck. Classic. We're not trying to reinvent anything here.
• DTG printed so the colors hold up wash after wash, unlike your offshore accounts.
• Pre-shrunk. Fits the same whether you're pre or post audit stress-eating.

Is this a good gift?

Yes. It's a perfect gift for anyone who complains about taxes, which is literally everyone.

Drop it on a coworker during tax season. Give it to your dad who's been "doing his own taxes" for 30 years. Hand it to your friend who just got their first freelance check and has absolutely no idea what's coming for them in April.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this sweatshirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit available in S-4XL. Order your normal size unless you want the oversized look, then go up one.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. Holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this actually about tax evasion?

It's a joke. We are not providing financial advice. Please file your taxes.

What's the material like?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll want to live in it.

Can I wear this to the IRS office?

Legally, we can't tell you not to. But we'd love to see the photos.