Santa's Coal Club Tee

Santa's Coal Club tee by Unethical Threads. For everyone who's been on the naughty list so long it's basically a lifestyle. This is your membership card, printed on heavyweight cotton, because even delinquents deserve nice things.

Who's actually joining the Coal Club?

If you've ever gotten a look from your mom that could curdle milk at Christmas dinner, you're already a member.

This shirt just makes it official. The Coal Club isn't for people who are "a little naughty." It's for the ones who made the list, checked it twice themselves, and felt proud. Wear it loud. Santa already knows.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it means business, not like a free conference tee
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, because coal knows no size limit)
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG print that locks ink into the fabric, so no cracking, no peeling, no sad fading
• Machine washable. You're already on the naughty list, at least your laundry can be easy.

Does this make a good Christmas gift?

Honestly, this is the gift.

It's for the friend your other friends call "a lot." The cousin who gets disinvited from things. The coworker whose Secret Santa gift always makes HR nervous. Buy it for them. They already know who they are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Santa's Coal Club tee come in?
S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is bonded directly into the fabric. Holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.

Is this only a Christmas shirt?
Officially, yes. But we've seen people wear it in April and we respect that energy.

Can I wear this to a holiday party?
You can and you should. If someone's offended, they weren't on the list.