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Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee

Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee

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The Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who show affection through well-timed insults. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S-4XL. If your love language involves making people question whether you actually like them, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's been told "you know, not everything has to be sarcastic" and took it as a compliment. This shirt is basically a public service announcement for the people in your life who keep mistaking your tone for hostility.

You're not mean. You're emotionally efficient. And now you have the shirt to prove it.

  • Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
  • Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, sarcasm comes in every size)
  • Crew neck, because you're difficult, not complicated
  • DTG print for color that survives the laundry neglect you call a routine
  • Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. Possibly the most honest gift you'll ever give someone.

Perfect for the friend who says "I'm fine" in seventeen different tones, the coworker whose compliments always feel like a trap, or your partner who you genuinely love but whose primary method of showing it is roasting you at dinner. It's clean, it's giftable, and it says "I get you" without you having to say that out loud.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually soft or just funny?

Both. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough to wear all day while emotionally devastating everyone around you.

What sizes does the Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Sarcasm is universal and so is the size range.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, so the colors hold up. Your personality is permanent and now so is your shirt.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. We kept it simple so the sarcasm does the heavy lifting.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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