Send The Meteor T Shirt

The Send The Meteor T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched the news and decided the dinosaurs had the right idea. Heavyweight cotton, extinction-level graphic, and the kind of energy that says you've given up on humanity but not on looking good.

Who actually wears this?

People who've done the math on humanity and come up short. If you've ever sat in traffic, opened social media, or attended a HOA meeting and thought "maybe that asteroid wasn't such a bad thing," this is your uniform. It's also weirdly popular at office casual Fridays, which tells you everything you need to know.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because nihilism is inclusive
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed so the dinosaur stays crisp through every wash cycle and existential crisis
• Pre-shrunk, so the only thing getting smaller is your faith in humanity

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. It's the perfect gift for the friend who responds to every group chat with a news article and a skull emoji. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want to say "I get it, and honestly same." They'll laugh. They might also cry a little. Both responses are correct.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. The shirt stays the same size. Your patience with the world will continue to decrease on its own.

What sizes does the Send The Meteor shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone can comfortably express their desire for extinction.

Will the print fade?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. The dinosaur on your chest will outlast your optimism.

Is this shirt offensive?

Only to people who think humanity is doing great. So no, not to anyone you'd actually want to hang out with.