Shaking Tits And Talking Shit Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Shaking Tits And Talking Shit tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for anyone whose pre-game routine is a full personality. Heavyweight cotton, unisex relaxed fit, available in black or white from S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who's already three drinks deep before the Uber arrives. The one whose energy is infectious and whose volume has no ceiling.

This is a going-out shirt. It's the kind of thing you throw on when you want the back of your shirt to do the talking (and the shaking, apparently). Bachelorette parties, bar crawls, any night where "responsible choices" isn't on the agenda.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not reinventing the wheel here
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after the first wash
• Available in black or white, so you can match your chaos to your aesthetic

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who says this phrase unironically? It's not a good gift. It's the only gift.

Birthdays, bachelorette parties, "just because I saw this and thought of you" situations. This is the shirt equivalent of tagging someone in a meme. They'll know you get them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things clean while your back does all the work.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG printing method keeps colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up through plenty of questionable nights out.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?
Just black and white for now. Pick the one that matches your going-out personality.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, maybe save it for after 5 PM.