Shaking Tits And Talking Shit Tee

The Shaking Tits And Talking Shit Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee that says exactly what your Friday night personality is thinking. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and absolutely no subtlety. It rhymes because the best mottos always do.

Who actually wears this?

The person in your friend group who orders the shots nobody asked for. This is going-out apparel for anyone whose bar tab tells a better story than their Instagram.

If you've ever described yourself as "a lot" and meant it as a compliment, this shirt was already yours before you found it. The Shaking Tits And Talking Shit motto isn't aspirational. It's a status report.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives everything your Saturday night throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not here to be formal
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your last situationship
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know exactly one person this phrase describes, yes, and you probably thought of them before you finished reading the title.

Bachelorette parties, birthdays, or "I saw this and it's literally you" energy. The best gifts are the ones that require no explanation, and this shirt explains itself on contact.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true for most body types.

Will the print crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the color locked in. Follow the care label, skip the dryer if you're paranoid, and it stays sharp.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone whose entire personality this phrase describes, yes. Basically a love letter at that point.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your going-out energy.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the whole point. If you're worried about offending people, Unethical Threads might not be your brand.