She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am Tee (BACKPRINT)

She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am is what happens when Descartes walks into a bar and nobody stops him. This Unethical Threads back print tee takes the most quoted line in philosophy and drags it somewhere your professor would rather you didn't go. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears a philosophy sex joke?

People who read Descartes in college and came out worse for it.

Philosophy majors, comedy nerds, anyone who's ever derailed a dinner party with a cogito ergo sum hot take. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so the person behind you in line gets the full experience while you stay blissfully unaware of their reaction. Honestly, that's half the fun.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because philosophy puns don't need a V-neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that sticks around longer than your philosophy degree
• Design printed on the back. Let them read it. Keep walking.

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person on your list has ever quoted Descartes at a party, yes. Absolutely.

It works for birthdays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, or just that "I saw this and thought of you" energy. The She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am tee is the kind of gift that says you know exactly who they are. And you're fine with it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am" mean?

Say it out loud, slowly. We'll wait.

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?

The back. It's a back print, so you get to walk away from conversations in style.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.