She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am Tee

The She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am Tee is what happens when Descartes gets dragged through the gutter. A philosophy pun shirt from Unethical Threads, in black or white, for people who like their references academic and their humor absolutely not.

Who's actually buying a Descartes innuendo shirt?

People who took at least one philosophy class and got exactly the wrong thing out of it.

The kind of person who hears "cogito ergo sum" and immediately starts workshopping something inappropriate. Your friend with the liberal arts degree and the group chat full of screenshots. The one at the party who somehow makes every topic worse, and everyone loves them for it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes. You're welcome.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Fits bodies, not just mannequins.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent geometry here.
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade into existential nothingness.
• Available in black or white, because even Descartes would have wanted options.

Is this a good gift for a philosophy nerd?

It's a perfect gift for a philosophy nerd. It's an even better gift for someone who failed philosophy.

If they can read the full title out loud without pausing, they're your people. If they can't get through it without laughing, buy two. Either way, you're covered.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am" mean?

Read it out loud. Slowly. If it still doesn't land, try reading it faster. We're not going to explain it here.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing means the design stays put. No cracking, no peeling, no sad ghost text.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black and white for now. Sometimes less is more.