Shit Hard Or Cum Trying Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Shit Hard Or Cum Trying tee from Unethical Threads is a gym-slogan parody printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. It has the cadence of a team motto and the vocabulary of someone who peaked in middle school. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever been told to "give 110 percent" and wondered what that looks like taken completely literally.

It reads like the back of a race shirt for an event nobody signed up for, and that's the whole point. Gym bros, gift givers with absolutely no filter, and people who treat motivational quotes like a personal dare. The back print placement is what sells it. You walk into a room front-first like a normal person and leave behind a legacy.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your New Year's fitness goals
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck with a blank front (the back does all the work)
• DTG printed for color that survives wash cycles and regret cycles
• Back print design: three lines of text, centered, readable from across the gym

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift for anyone who thinks motivational posters are already a joke.

If they've ever sent you a "rise and grind" text ironically, this is their shirt. The back print format means they won't even see it while wearing it. Everyone else will. That's the kind of energy a good gift should have.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

Three lines of text stacked on the back of the shirt: SHIT HARD / OR / CUM TRYING. The front is blank. Clean and readable from across the room.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Does the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing method locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and the print stays sharp.

Is this shirt available in other colors?

It comes in black or white. The design works best kept simple.

Will this get me kicked out of somewhere?

Probably depends on the somewhere. It's a back print, so you'll be halfway through the door before anyone reads it.