Shit Hard Or Cum Trying Tee

The Shit Hard Or Cum Trying tee from Unethical Threads takes a perfectly good motivational slogan and puts it through the worst possible filter. Three stacked lines of text-only commitment to absolutely nothing. Available in black or white, because your dedication to giving 110% at something nobody asked for deserves options.

Who actually wears this?

People who think hustle culture peaked the moment it stopped taking itself seriously.

You know the type. They have three gym memberships, zero motivation, and an Instagram bio that still says "entrepreneur." This is the shirt you throw on when the pep talk has fully disconnected from anything resembling a plan. It reads like a locker-room poster from a universe where the coach just stopped caring.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some weight to it. Not tissue paper with a dream.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone to commit this hard.
• Crew neck. Clean. Simple. Like the shirt's philosophy, minus the philosophy.
• DTG printed so the text stays locked in. Your commitment doesn't fade.
• Available in black or white. Pick your podium.

Is this a good gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone who has no filter and no shame.

Birthday, holiday, gag gift, "I saw this and thought of you" situations. You already know who in your life this is for. You thought of them before you finished reading the title. Don't overthink it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Shit Hard Or Cum Trying tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels substantial, not flimsy.

Will the print crack or fade?

The text is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. The design is text-only, so both hit clean.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on how much you value being invited back to the next team lunch.