Shit Shat Shart Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Shit Shat Shart tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that formats three words like an irregular verb conjugation chart on a classroom wall. Adult humor disguised as word play, delivered completely straight. Available in black or white.

Why is it on the back?

Because three words stacked vertically is a chart, and charts go on walls. The back of this shirt is the biggest flat surface you wear, and it faces everyone who isn't you.

It's educational signage installed on a human being. You never see anyone reading it, and the whole room gets conjugated at once while you walk to the bar.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like tissue paper after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only neckline appropriate for academic reference material)
• DTG printed so the text holds up to years of silent instruction
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

It's basically purpose-built for it.

Secret Santa, white elephant, bachelor party, the friend who has been saying one word too much this year. The mock-grammar framing keeps it clean enough for the office gift exchange while being exactly dumb enough that nobody misses the point. A front print version exists if the recipient prefers facing their audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?
The back. The front is blank. This is a back print shirt, so the design faces everyone behind you.

What does the shirt say?
SHIT, SHAT, SHART. Three words stacked vertically, formatted like an irregular verb conjugation chart.

Is there a front print version?
Yes. The same design is available as a front print if you'd rather deliver the lesson face to face.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend someone?
It's three words presented as a grammar exercise. If someone is offended by verb conjugation, that's between them and their English teacher.