Shit Show Admit One Tee

The Shit Show Admit One tee from Unethical Threads is a carnival ticket graphic on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. You're not watching the disaster from the sidelines. You are the disaster, and you're handing out stubs.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at being a problem and decided to own it.

This is for the friend who shows up late with a story that makes everyone forget they're annoyed. The one who thrives in dysfunction and has no plans to stop. It's a self-aware sarcastic tee for anyone who's accepted their role in the group chat.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and a spill or three)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a different kind of chaos
• DTG print for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white. No, you can't get it in beige.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to roast.

If they thrive in dysfunction and think self-deprecating humor is a love language, this is it. The Shit Show Admit One tee works as a gag gift, a party shirt, or just a Tuesday. They'll wear it. Repeatedly.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Shit Show Admit One tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the color locked in through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to go the extra mile, but it's not fragile.

Is this shirt offensive?

Depends on your company. It's self-deprecating humor, not a personal attack on anyone else. Most people laugh.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two options, both correct.