Shrim Tee

The Shrim Tee from Unethical Threads is a phone screen showing an incoming call from "shrim," complete with a photo of a shrimp and all the buttons you'd expect. The misspelling is the point. If you know, you know.

Why is a shrimp calling me?

Because you gave it your number. The Shrim Tee is for the chronically online crowd who find deep meaning in deliberate misspellings and fake phone screens.

It's the same energy as typing "fih" and expecting people to understand. You either get it immediately or you stare at it for thirty seconds and then get it, and both reactions are correct. This is not a seafood shirt. This is not a cooking shirt. This is a state of mind.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because shrim doesn't discriminate
• Crew neck (the only acceptable neckline for receiving calls from crustaceans)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid even after questionable laundry decisions
• Machine washable, unlike your browsing history

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if the person you're buying for has ever sent you a meme with zero context and expected you to laugh.

The Shrim Tee works for birthdays, white elephants, or just showing someone you understand their deeply specific sense of humor. Fair warning: if you have to explain why it's funny, you're buying it for the wrong person. The right person will see it and immediately accept the call.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Shrim Tee mean?
It's an absurdist meme shirt showing an incoming phone call from "shrim" (a deliberate misspelling of shrimp). It's internet humor for people who live on the internet.

Is the misspelling on purpose?
Yes. That's the whole joke. Spelling it correctly would defeat the entire purpose.

What sizes does the Shrim Tee come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay put through plenty of washes. Just don't iron directly on the print unless you want modern art.

Is this a real seafood or cooking shirt?
No. If you're looking for actual shrimp merchandise, this is not your shirt. This is for meme people.