AAA Sick And Tide Of These Hoes T Shirt

The Sick And Tide Of These Hoes T Shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who like their wordplay dirty and their laundry references dirtier. It says what you're thinking, just with better branding. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who text their group chat things that would get them fired. The kind of person who makes a pun at a funeral and somehow gets a laugh.

If your sense of humor has ever made someone question your character, congratulations, this is your shirt. You don't need permission to be funny. You just need the right outfit.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad taste comes in every size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even after your twentieth wash
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises belong in jokes, not in your dryer

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Next question.

Okay fine, more detail. It's the perfect thing to hand someone who already owns everything except boundaries. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want to prove you actually know the person. Just maybe skip the office Secret Santa. Or don't. We're not your HR department.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it, dry it, do whatever. It holds its shape.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Colors stay put.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Define "appropriate." You can absolutely wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your comfort level with eye contact from strangers.