AAA Silly Goose On The Loose Tee

The Silly Goose On The Loose tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's accepted that their default setting is unhinged. Not quirky. Not random. Just genuinely silly in a way that makes people nervous at brunch.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been called a silly goose and took it as a compliment.

You know the type. The friend who gets banned from trivia night, who somehow turns a trip to Target into a three-hour event. This shirt is just the uniform they've been waiting for.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like something, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (silly geese come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because this goose keeps it classic
• DTG printed so the colors don't crack, peel, or fade out on you
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same on day one and day one hundred

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life radiates chaotic energy and you need a birthday present by Thursday, this is the move. It's the kind of gift that makes someone say "you get me" without either of you having to be sincere about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. The design holds up through regular washing.

What's the fabric like?

Heavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not flimsy or see-through. Comfortable from the first wear.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace and how much your HR department likes you.

Is this a good gift for someone?

Yes. It's one of the easier shirts in our lineup to gift. If someone has ever been called a silly goose, they'll love it.