Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose flirting strategy is brief eye contact followed by twenty minutes of phone-staring. The design is on the back, so they can read it as you walk away without saying a word.

Who Actually Wears This?

Literally anyone who has ever rehearsed "hey" in their head forty times and then said nothing. So, most people.

This is the shirt for the dating app bio that says "looking for someone to be nervous around." It's the self-aware single person's uniform. You know you're a mess at this. Might as well own it. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL, because social anxiety doesn't discriminate by body type.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Back print design, because the best exit strategy is a silent one

Is This a Good Gift for a Single Friend?

It's a great gift. Possibly the most honest thing you can give someone who keeps saying they're "putting themselves out there" while physically hiding behind a menu.

Works for birthdays, Galentine's Day, or as a gentle roast. If they laugh, they needed it. If they don't laugh, they really needed it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true and comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or the back?
It's a back print. The front is blank, which is honestly a pretty accurate representation of your face when you see someone attractive.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton built to hold its shape. Follow the care label and you're good.

What colors does it come in?
Black or white.

Is this actually funny or just internet funny?
If you've ever locked eyes with someone cute and immediately forgot how legs work, you already know the answer.