Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Tee

The Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose flirting strategy is staring at their phone until the moment passes. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton. Your love life is a mess, but your wardrobe doesn't have to be.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's ever rehearsed "hey" forty times in their head and still didn't say it. That's who.

This shirt hits hardest on people who know they're single not because they can't find someone, but because making eye contact with an attractive stranger takes the emotional bandwidth of a job interview. It's relatable enough that people will nod at you in solidarity. Which is terrifying, because now you have to nod back.

• Heavyweight cotton that's actually thick, not that see-through stuff your last impulse buy turned out to be
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because V-necks are a commitment and you're not great at those
• DTG printed so the design holds up longer than your last situationship
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Who's Painfully Single?

It's the best gift for someone who's painfully single.

This is the shirt you get for your friend who sends you screenshots of dating app conversations with the caption "am I overthinking this?" (They are.) It works for birthdays, holidays, or as a gentle roast between friends. Wrap it or don't. They're used to things being complicated.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Most people order their usual size.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. The design is DTG printed, which bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers. It holds up without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black and white. Both available in every size.

Is this a good gift for a single friend?

It's funnier than a candle, more honest than a self-help book, and one size chart away from a perfect fit.