Sit On My Face Pinocchio Tee

The Sit On My Face Pinocchio Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. Pinocchio, a request, and a nose that grows for all the wrong reasons. If you need it explained, this one isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already ruined at least three Disney movies for their friends. The kind of person who sees a puppet with a growing nose and immediately goes somewhere filthy with it. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (the only appropriate neckline for inappropriate content)
• DTG print so the colors stay as vivid as the mental image you can't unsee
• Machine washable, because you'll be wearing this one a lot

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift. Nothing says "I know exactly who you are" like handing someone a shirt with Pinocchio's face where it shouldn't be.

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, birthday roasts, or that friend who already owns our other hits and needs to keep the collection growing. Fair warning: some friendships aren't ready for this. The good ones are.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually inappropriate or just clickbait?
Oh, it's inappropriate. The design delivers exactly what the title promises. No bait and switch here.

What sizes does the Sit On My Face Pinocchio Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds up. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it can take a beating.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable being looked at. Which, if you're buying this, is everywhere.