Skeleton Never Better Tee

The Skeleton Never Better Tee from Unethical Threads is a skeleton drinking coffee and lying through teeth he doesn't have. For everyone who says "I'm fine" while running on fumes and caffeine. You know who you are.

Who's actually buying this?

People who are dead inside but still caffeinated. The kind of person who shows up to work running on spite and espresso. Your coworker who laughs at everything because the alternative is worse. If you've ever said "never better" while absolutely not being better, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep existential dread.
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing weird going on up top.
• DTG printed so the skeleton stays crispy through every wash. He's committed. Unlike your ex.
• Preshrunk. It won't betray you.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life keeps saying they're fine when they are clearly not fine, this is the move. It's funny, it's a little dark, and it costs less than therapy. Works for birthdays, Halloween, or just a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone you get them.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Is this shirt soft or is it one of those scratchy ones? Heavyweight cotton, but soft. Thick enough to feel substantial without making you sweat through your morning coffee.
• What sizes does the Skeleton Never Better Tee come in? S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
• Will the print crack or fade? DTG printing, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up in the wash.
• Is this just a Halloween shirt? You can wear it for Halloween, sure. But the "dead inside" vibe is a year-round mood.
• How do I wash it? Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't bleach the skeleton. He's been through enough.