Slut All I Need Is U Tee

The Slut All I Need Is U Tee from Unethical Threads is a fill-in-the-blank situation where the blank isn't really a mystery. Available in black or white on heavyweight cotton. You already know if this one's for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who flirt like they have nothing to lose. This is the shirt you throw on when subtlety has officially left the building and you're completely fine with that.

It reads exactly the way you think it does, and the people who get it are the people you want around anyway. Everyone else can keep walking.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG printed for color that survives your questionable life choices
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. Like, really know them.

This is not the shirt you grab for your coworker's Secret Santa unless you want a meeting with HR afterward. But for your best friend, your partner who gets it, or that person at the party who always takes things one step too far? Ideal.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes range from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.

Will the print hold up?

The DTG print holds up through regular washing. Follow the care label and it'll stick around longer than most of your relationships.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. But probably not.